New social networking sites to keep an eye out for

  • prefacebook.com : Please read this before viewing profiles. Thanks.
  • shitfacebook.com : Which friend are you going to get wasted with tonight? (thanks to Diego)
  • palefacebook.com : Like latenightshots.com, only they’re honest about only letting in privileged white people.
  • whatshisfacebook.com: What was that person’s name again?
  • boldfacebook.com : FOR GRANDMA WHO TYPES EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE SHE’S GOING BLIND AND/OR THE FONT ON HER COMPUTER IS TOO SMALL.
  • effacebook.com : For those personality traits that you’d rather people not know about… fill out your profile and we’ll show it to no-one.
  • twofacebook.com : for your other online personality, the one you don’t let people see until it’s too late.
  • self-effacebook.com : Are you a sarcastic bastard with low self-esteem and a lot of charm?
  • savefacebook.com : Embarrassed? Insulted someone important? Major faux-pas?
  • defacebook.com : Edit someone else’s profile for a change. Preferably someone you hate.