Somehow, I stumbled across furk.net. This site embodies the future of the internet! They used the now-defunct Web 2.0 logo generator to make their logo. They have “advansed” settings, and brag that files get dowloaded a few “thouthand” times a day. Their pages are full of erroneous capitalizations, like “select a File First.” They are still in beta, the site sports a copyright going back to 2004, but their featureset of uploading and hosting files could be implemented in about three lines of PHP (four if you were lazy). Their main page boasts of unlimited uploading and downloading, but the Terms of Service forbids “Files that are consuming large amounts of system resources or excessive bandwidth.” Nevermind that RAR format is completely obsolete, they will automatically RAR your files and “splitted” them into volumes. Hooray.

I sure hope this is a thirteen-year-old kid’s idea of a get rich quick scheme. And I hope he or she makes a buck off of it, somehow. But if today were April 1st, I’d be pretty suspicious.