New music genres to watch out for

Conversation between music nerds, overheard, 2037:

A: “What kinda music do you like?”

B: “Oh, mostly Folkwave and Waltzcore these days. I used to be into Dark Country, but then it got dumb.”

A: “Yeah, me too. I like a little Punk-Hop and Crackabilly, but you know, the scene is so tired.”

B: “When did this Soft Metal thing start getting popular again? It’s so, like, 2033.”

A: “That and Polkabilly. Nerds.”

B: “Laaame.”